Seaway Valley Theatre Company Presents


The Little Sisters of Hoboken discover that their cook, Sister Julia, Child of God, has accidentally poisoned 52 of the sisters. They’re in dire need of funds for the burials, so they decide the best way to raise the money is to put on a variety show in a school auditorium.



With more than 5,000 productions worldwide and translated into twenty-one languages, this zany musical is habit forming! We’re staging the newly updated version with new jokes, additional lyrics, two new arrangements, and a brand new song.

Produced by Lise Richer and Christiane Taylor
Directed by Lacie Petrynka
Musical Direction by Elizabeth Caddell
Choreographed by Melanie Samis and Stephanie Charette

February 11, 12, 18, 19, 25 and 26 at 7:30 PM
February 13, 20 and 21 at 1:30 PM

Seaway Valley Theatre, 30 Sixth Street East, Cornwall, Ontario.

Advance tickets are now available online via The Ticket Wicket (hit the button below) or by phone at 613-933-3998. COVID-19 protocols will be followed at the venue.

To comply with provincial government guidelines, proof of double vaccination against COVID-19 and photo ID will be required to enter the Seaway Valley Theatre.


February 2024

  • Friday 11 at 7:30 PM
  • Saturday 12 at 7:30 PM
  • Sunday 13 at 2:30 PM
  • Friday 18 at 7:30 PM
  • Saturday 19 at 7:30 PM
  • Sunday 20 at 2:30 PM
  • Monday 21 at 2:30 PM
  • Friday 25 at 7:30 PM
  • Saturday 26 at 7:30 PM